Given the choice, there are places I'd rather visit than Chicago. For example, Chernobyl or Marquis De Sade's basement. Sadly, I was forced to travel through Chicago; or as I like to call it Modor in the Midwest.
Fortunately I can limit my exposure to Chicago by rocketing through in my big redneck truck. Aside from an economy based entirely on tollbooths and traffic jams it's tolerable if I just keep moving.